"It was a two year winning span before the worst beating in Super Bowl history was finally put down in year three by those Rabbits. That was 2011. We will never know how many fantasy teams died to deliver that three year championship run to the Dead Rabbits. I tell you now, we was all born of blood and tribulation, and so then too was the great league of ours that took us to dark, yet wonderful places. I tell you what, I'll never look cross at a Dead Rabbit...you can count on that!" Bedtime story told to his children...Jurgen McRight, CEO Kentucky Kernals
Society of the Dead Rabbits Hare of Records
Most Points Game
2021 - Dead Rabbits (217.5)
2015 - Dead Rabbits (209.5)
Most Points by WR
2021 - Ja’Marr Chase, Gainesville (46.5)
Most Points Regular Season
2015 - Dead Rabbits (2104.5) 14G
2021 - Dead Rabbits (2399.5) 15G
Most Points by TE
2021 - George Kittle, 3Bs (30.0)
Most Points by QB
2010 - Michael Vick, San Rico (43.5)
Most Points by a Def Player
2013 - Sean Lee, New York (35.0)
Most Points by RB
2012 - Doug Martin, New York (52.5)
2003 - Clinton Portis, Dead Rabbits (52.0)
2009 - Chris Johnson, Bayou (52.0)
“I have won the Donkey bowl two out of the last three years. I guess I’m the #1 ass.”
— Gregory Phillips, San Rico Gekkos, CEO
Super Bowl Champions
2003 - Kentucky Kernals (Mac)
2004 - Bayou Bengals (John)
2005 - Middlesboro Marauders (Jamie)
2006 - Kentucky Kernals (Mac)
2007 - Miami Bonecrushers (Chuck)
2008 - Miami Bonecrushers (Chuck)
2009 - Dead Rabbits (Brad)
2010 - Dead Rabbits (Brad)
2011 - Dead Rabbits (Brad)
2012 - Boggy Bayou Bad Boys (Joe S.)
2013 - Bayou Bengals (John)
2014 - Boggy Bayou Bad Boys (Joe S)
2015 - Kentucky Kernals (Mac)
2016 - Dead Rabbits (Brad)
2017 - New York Bombers (Joe M.)
2018 - Bayou Bengals (John)
2019 - Boggy Bayou Bad Boys (Joe S.)
2020 - Boggy Bayou Bad Boys (Joe S.)
*2021 - San Rico Gekkos (Greg*)
2022 - Dead Rabbits (Brad)
2023 - Dead Rabbits (Brad)
#1 Rookie Draft Picks
2007: C. Johnson, Det WR (Joe M.)
2008: D. McFadden, Oak RB (Chuck)
2009: K. Moreno, Den RB (Joe M.)
2010: C.J. Spiller, Buf RB (Mac)
2011: M. Ingram, NO RB (Joe M.)
2012: T. Richardson, Clev RB (Chuck)
2013: M. Ball, Den RB (Joe S.)
2014: S. Watkins, Buf WR (Billy)
2015: T. Gurely, Stl RB (Joe M.)
2016: E. Elliott, Dal RB (Joe S.)
2017: L. Fournette Jax RB (Brad)
2018: S. Barkley, NYG RB (Jamie)
2019: J. Jacobs, Oak RB (Joe S.)
2020: C. Edwards-Helaire (Greg)
2021: N. Harris, Pit RB (Mac)
2022: B. Hall, NYJ RB (Brad)
2023: B. Robinson, Atl (Brad)